What are the Lyrics to Jingle Bells Batman Smells?

...and What did the Joker do, when the Batmobile Lost a Wheel?

The Batman Smells song has several known versions, with the most common being variations to what happens after the “Batmobile loses it wheel”.  Check out these lyric versions below, or have some fun with your child and make up you own silly verse to the Jingle Bells song!

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away!

What are the other verses to the Robin Lays an Egg Song?

The Batmobile lost it’s wheel, and…

  • The most common lyrics… the Joker got away.
  • The cowardly version... Robin ran away.
  • The first known printed version... Commissioners stuck in sleigh. This printed version appeared in the 1967 Lawton Constitution newspaper, after an American military child stationed with his parents overseas was heard singing it in Belgium.  Robin doesn’t lay an egg in this early version.
  • The Girl’s version, and our personal favorite… the Joker took ballet!  
  • The Scottish Version… landed in some hay.

What are the full lyrics to Jingle Bells Batman Smells?

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse sloping sleigh
Joker’s on the go,
laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away

Download the Song Lyrics for Jingle Bells, Batman Smells.

Click to download the pdf printable Black & White version of The Batman Jingle Bells Song Lyrics.

Check out these iconic videos featuring the Batman Holiday Song

Who can forget Bart Simpson singing Jingle Bells on the very first episode of the The Simpsons in 1989?  Of course, Batman smells in Bart’s version!

Don’t forget the retro Batman cartoon version from the ’90s, when Mark Hamil as the voice of the Joker, sings Jingle Bells.  Yes, the Joker does get away in this version!

And the Joker Did Ballet Version…

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